An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : The Scottish Drunk

The Joke :

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, 'Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!'
'Dinna worry, Minister,' smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. 'There's no risk of you starting now!'

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