An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scottish Cow

The Joke :

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.
The Englishman says 'Look at that fine English cow.'
The Irishman disagreed, saying 'No, it's an Irish cow.'
The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. 'No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!'

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