An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scottish Football Joke - 2

The Joke :

Not all managers are as bright as one might hope. Apparently the boss of one Premier Division team, on seeing the headlines, 'Van Gough up for sale at 10,000,000' rushed across to Paris in an attempt to sign him up.
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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