An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scottish Football Joke - 7

The Joke :

Three Aberdeen fans were standing on the terrace moaning that their team always lost.
'I blame the manager' said the first 'if he'd sign eleven new players we could be a great side.'
'I blame the players' said the second 'if they'd make some effort they might at least score a few goals.'
'I blame my parents' said the third 'if I'd been born in another town I'd be supporting a decent team!!'
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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