An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scottish Husbands

The Joke :

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. 'Wonderful,' says the mother, 'What part is it?' The boy says 'I play the part of the Scottish husband!' The mother scowls and says: 'Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.'

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