An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Cannie Scots Jokes - 6

The Joke :

The salesman for a binocular manufacturer was giving a presentation to an Aberdonian Bird Watchers Group. For thirty minutes he expounded on the quality of his products in the hope of securing some good sales.
'Ah think Ah'd better stop you there,' interrupted the club secretary, 'You're wasting your time - we don't use binoculars at this club.'
'But what do you do if you want to get a good look at some birds?' asked the bemused sales man.
'Och, that's simple,' said the secretary, 'we just stand a little closer to them.'
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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