An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Dead or Not Dead?

The Joke :

Sandy and Wee Hughie were out on the moors shooting grouse when Sandy fell to the ground.
He didn't seem to breathing and when Wee Hughie raised Sandy's eye-lids his eyes rolled back in his head. In a panic, Wee Hughie took out his cell phone and called the emergency services on 999. When he got through, he gasped to the operator, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead.' There was a silence from Wee Hughie for a few moments and then the operator heard a shot.

Then Wee Hughie said 'OK, now what?'

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