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An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Football Dog

The Joke :

A Scottish fitba fan told his mate, 'My dug watches all the games. When my team wins it jumps up and doon and claps its wee paws. When we lose it somersaults.'
'Yer Kiddin me right? How many somersaults?' asked his impressed friend.
The Fitba fan replied, 'depends how often I kick it...'


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