An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Loch Ness Monster Jokes - 3

The Joke :

A haggis and the Loch Ness Monster are playing golf when a group of Canadians spot them.
'Isn't the wee fella awful cute in his kilt,' says the first.
'Gee we must get our photos taken with them,' says the second.
Soon the whole group are gathered round taking snap after snap after snap. Finally they hurry off to catch their bus. As they leave one calls to Nessie, 'Hey bud, what's your handicap?'
'Stupid bloody tourists,' replies Nessie.
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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