An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scotsman at the Dentist

The Joke :

Wee Hughie was so much troubled with his tooth that he decided to have it extracted.
'How much will it cost ?' he asked.
'£50,' replied the dentist.
'Isn't that a lot for only a few minutes work?' asked Wee Hughie.
'Well, I can pull it slowly if you like.' said the dentist.
'Look,' said Wee Hughie, 'here's £5. Just loosen it a little.'

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