An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scotsman in a restaurant

The Joke :

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman had dinner together. When the waiter came with the bill, the Scotsman promptly said he would take it.
The next day the newspaper carried a headline: 'English Ventriloquist Murdered In Restaurant.'

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