An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Silly Jokes

The Joke :

Five a Day
The Scottish Government has come up with an alternative five-a-day foods for healthy living that better reflect the Scottish lifestyle. These include the following:
* A bowl of porridge (the oats will keep you regular).
* At least four pint of beer (for the hops and malt).
* One deep fried Mars Bar (a Mars a day helps you work rest and play).
* Six cans of Irn-Bru (great source of Ammonium Ferric Citrate).
* A large portion of haggis, neeps and tatties (as neeps taste like shit you can skip these).
* Ten strawberry tarts (you need to get some fruit down you).
* Forty Fags (Tobacco is a herb after all!)
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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