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An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Witty Scotsman

The Joke :

An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
'Where are you from, pal?' asked the Scotsman, after they'd chatted for a while.
'I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world,' said the Australian.
'Are you?' said the other. 'You have a damn funny accent for a Scotsman.'
 
 
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