An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Scottish Light Bulb Jokes - 1

The Joke :

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

* 21 - One to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.

* 2 - One to call the electrician and one to pour the whisky.

* 9 - One to change the bulb and eight to find a coin for the meter.

* None - real men aint afraid of the dark.

* 5,000,001 - One to screw in the bulb and 5,000,000 to mourn that the brave national football team have yet again narrowly missed getting into the next stage of the World Who-Gives-A-Damn Cup.
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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