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An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Bagpipe Jokes - 9

The Joke :

If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune piper, an out-of-tune piper, or Santa Claus?
The out-of-tune piper. The other two are signs that you have been smoking dope.
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]



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