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An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Going to Australia

The Joke :

A Scot is emigrating to Australia. Upon entry he is being interviewed by the immigration officer. When the officer asks the question, 'Do you have a criminal record?', the Scot replies, 'Well no . . . I didn't realise you still needed one to get in!'

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