An amazingly funny joke from our collection of the 100 funniest Scottish Jokes (probably in the whole world).

Scottish Joke Title : Haggis Jokes - 2

The Joke :

A haggis goes into a pub and orders up a bottle of the best whisky.
'You're looking awfy smug wae yerself,' says the barman.
'Aye,' says the haggis, 'Ah've jist been sewing ma wild oats.'
[From Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean]

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