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Scottish Books - a selection of books written by Scottish Writers or about Scotland.
Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean No' Rabbie Burns by Stuart McLean A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt by Stuart McLean Ned Speak by Stuart McLean Medusa Island by Stuart Macfarlane The Secret Diary of Adrian Cat by Stuart Macfarlane
Why Did the Haggis Cross the Road by Stuart McLean
No' Rabbie Burns by Stuart McLean
A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt by Stuart McLean
Ned Speak by Stuart McLean
Medusa Island by Stuart Macfarlane
The Secret Diary of Adrian Cat by Stuart Macfarlane
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Loch Ness Monster Jokes
Nessie is lying at the bottom of the loch moaning to his wife. “Ma bloody stomach is aching,” he grumbles.
“Och it serves you right, for eating them American tourists,” replies Mrs Ness, “You know they’re far too rich for you.”
What’s big and white and chills out at the bottom of Loch Ness?
The Loch Ness Refrigerator.
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