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Scottish Humour Scripts


UK teacher jailed over teddy row by Stuart Macfarlane

The Pompous-Gits’ Den by Stuart Macfarlane

Monkland Accident & Emergency by Stuart Macfarlane

Class Test by Stuart Macfarlane

Queen Visits Kelvingrove Art Gallery by Stuart Macfarlane

Footie by Stuart Macfarlane

House Prices by Stuart Macfarlane

News Nedlines by Stuart Macfarlane

The CockCam Doctor. by Stuart Macfarlane

Fire Hydrant by Stuart Macfarlane

Mud or flames by Stuart Macfarlane

Crime in Glasgow by Stuart Macfarlane

ASBO by Stuart Macfarlane

Muslim veils by Stuart Macfarlane

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From A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt by Stuart McLean


Old Scottish Proverbs Revamped

A bairn maun creep afore it gangs.

Proverb - Translation

A youngster must achieve it’s first ASBO before it can be considered worthy of membership to a gang.


Old Scottish Proverbs Revamped

 The deil’s aye guid tae his ain kin.

Proverb - Translation

Getting a bum deal from God? Tune in and turn on to the Devil and you could be this week’s lottery winner. (Note: All calls cost one soul – mobile phone rates may vary.)

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